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50 Ways to Piss Off Kiba1. Every time he scratches, suggest that he take a flea bath
2. Or a regular bath even. Just something.
3. Remind him that bestiality is a crime, and its kind of strange to have a dog as your life partner
4. Remind him that dogs live shorter lives than people
5. Ask why he doesnt just admit that hes hot for Shino already
6. Tell the medi-nins that he has rabies
7. Tell people that he sniffs butts as a greeting
8. Tell him Kurenais baby is actually his
9. Tell ASUMA that Kurenais baby is actually Kibas
10. Every time he sits down, tell him to get off the furniture
11. Tie Akamaru up
12. Then hang him from a rope and use him as a piñata
13. Ask if his long nails cause any problems during his alone time
14. Tell all the academy students he has a tail
15. Film them trying to pull his pants down
16. Keep going on and on about how lame it was he was defeated because Naruto FARTED
17. Strip him naked and drop him off at an anime convention
Red Riding HoodI want to believe people so badly when they say they won’t bite
that I contemplate climbing into their smiling jaws
thinking that it might be better to be split in two than left hanging.
But always, I draw my red hood and flit back into the forest
running in the shadows of pathways, never stepping into clearings
because I’ve spent my whole life in the wilderness
and I still can’t tell the wolves from the woodsmen.
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